Pack members...
We are at a bit of a low membership ebb right now, and have thus turned
our attention to trying to pull in some new blood. If you think you
might be interested in joining this band of lunatics, scroll down past
the membership listing to learn a bit more about us and who/what we're
looking for.
- Mom Wolf
- (a.k.a. Lynx Canadensis, Miss Lynx, Liath Cadhóit) Alpha Wolf/Leading
Priestess/Evil Overlord of Wolf Moon. Amazing true fact: performed her first
successful act of magic at age 9, using a plastic bucket, a leftover rotten Hallowe'en
pumpkin, some dog poop, and that asthma medicine she always hated.
- Funny Wolf
- (a.k.a. Andrew, Raccoon Boy or Cleasái) Aspiring novelist, sometime stand-up
comedian, and creator of bizarre April Fools Day trickster rituals each year. Amazing
true fact: claims to have a "zero tolerance policy toward alcohol" — meaning not
that he objects to it, but that one small sip gets him very, very happy.
- Green Wolf
- Spends much more time out of the city than most of us, which is probably
not unrelated to the fact that he is the only one of use who has a car. Amazing true
fact: climbed all the way up the stairs of the CN Tower in 16 minutes in a charity
event, thus demonstrating that he is the most physically fit member of the coven,
possibly by several orders of magnitude.
- Explorer Wolf
- Fearless urban explorer and international traveller, currently on sabbatical while
working on a contract job in the Northwest Territories. Return date as yet unknown.
Amazing true fact: can be counted on to bring tequila and/or flowers to any and all
social events, in recognition of which we had threatened to name her Tequila Wolf, but
she begged us not to.
Pack Members Emeritus
- Singing Wolf and Imp Wolf
- Both of whose descriptions got lost in a web glitch at some point. I will get around'
to rewriting them one of these days...
- Knotty Wolf
- Resident Serious Academic[tm] and Celticist, and creator of awesome calligraphy and
knotwork (by which we mean the Celtic artwork kind, not the bondage kind) when not working
on her dissertation. Amazing true fact: arachnophobe with a spider totem.
- Sidhe Wolf
- (a.k.a. LadyJane, Kitfox, Kettu Keiju) Ex-wife of Mom Wolf. Moved here from Kansas,
though not via tornado (OK, no more Wizard of Oz jokes, we promise. Besides, she's
originally from Missouri/Misery.) Mediaevalist in training, fairyphile, and fox
fancier. Amazing true fact: reacts to sugar like some people do to crystal meth. Give
her one bite of chocolate and watch her spin - wheee!
- Crafty Wolf
- (a.k.a. the lupine Martha Stewart) Maker of many fine things from samosas to charm
bracelets, and keeper of many animals including a ferret, for which she only narrowly
escaped being dubbed Weasel Wolf. Amazing true fact: was baptized as a Mormon in her
teens, during a grand ideological tour of the world's major religions, and inadvertently
turned the water in the baptismal font red with her hair dye.
- Nice Wolf
- Insists that she should really be known as Passive-Agressive Wolf. Student of
Leopardgrrl and the most well-behaved and pacifistic among us. Amazing true fact: says she
would really enjoy werewolf movies if it wasn't for all the decapitation.
- The Animal Formerly Known As Teen Wolf
- Resident Satirist, Recovering Ceremonialist and Coven Chauffeur. Amazing true fact:
used to sing in a Catholic choir, and knows all the words to that "Uncle Fucker"
song from the South Park movie, but never confused the two.
- Crowgirl
- (a.k.a. Red Wolf, the Anti-Goth, Saille Ní Caróg) Coven Scribe and C
Programmer (every coven needs one). Amazing true fact: has a philosophy degree and
is gainfully employed.
- Leopardgrrl
- (a.k.a. Spot, Water Wolf, Moira Scott) Therianthropoholic, Queen of the Kitty Kult and
Sworn Foe of Realtors Everywhere. Amazing true fact: once led ritual in a leopard-spotted
bikini.
- The Nameless Skunk
- Resident qabalist and enduring source of moral corruption. Lots of amazing true facts,
but none that can be printed in a family newspaper.
Lots more over the years, but these are the most recent.
About Us...
A few quick facts:
- Our ages range has fluctuated as various members have come and gone, but at different
points we've spanned the range from around 19 to late 40s.
- We're a mixed-gender group, but for most of our history, we've tended to have a female
majority, though by chance, not by design.
- We've always had a pretty substantial lesbian/gay/bi/trans membership,
though again not by design.
- Most of our members have tended to be a little on the freaky/countercultural
side, with a notable goth influence in some cases.
- We also tend to be a bit overeducated, or at least well read, and
really hate bad pagan scholarship and shallow thinking.
- We try to strike a balance between being principled and politically
aware, and being cynical, irreverent and fun-loving.
So You Wanna Be in Wolf Moon...
Well, we're definitely open to new members, but we're not your average coven and not
necessarily what your average Wiccan is looking for. We tend to like people who are
creative and intelligent, independent thinkers, politically aware but not dogmatic or
self-righteous about it, a little bit crazy (hopefully in a good way), and who have a
sense of humour but can also be serious when the situation requires it.
For more info, check out our spiffy questionnaire
for potential new members.
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