So You Wanna Be in Wolf Moon...

Welcome to our ludicrously long and occasionally rather silly questionnaire for potential new members. Some of the questions are genuinely important, some are just for fun.

In general, we're open to new members, but we're not your average coven and not necessarily what your average Wiccan is looking for. We tend to like people who are creative and intelligent, independent thinkers, politically aware but not dogmatic or self-righteous about it, a little bit crazy (hopefully in a good way), and who have a sense of humour but can also be serious when the situation requires it.

BTW, please note that you need to be:

1. IN OR NEAR TORONTO, because we meet in person, in the real world, not in cyberspace.
    
2. 18 OR OLDER, for legal reasons. Although we have plenty of empathy for teenaged pagans (some of us having been them in the past), under Ontario law your parents get to dictate the course of your religious education while you're a minor, whether you, and we, like it or not. Note: we may make an exception to this rule IF you have your parents' permission to attend, but we are going to want actual proof of this.

Given the above, if you think you might be a good fit our merry band of eco-misfits, please feel free to fill it out. Your missive will be delivered right into our waiting paws.

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The Questions:

1. Describe your past Wiccan/pagan/magical background, if any:

2. Describe your past environmental/political background, if any.

3. Are you interested in combining the two? Why or why not?

4. How old are you?

5. Are you reasonably queer-positive?

Queer positive doesn't even begin to cover it, if you know what I mean...
I don't care what anyone's sexual orientation is unless I plan on sleeping with them.
Uh... Never thought about it much, really.
Absolutely not. It's icky and unnatural and I can't fathom how anyone could possibly do magic without that all-important hetero polarity. (Don't bother filling out the rest of the questionnaire if you picked this.)
Other:

6. If you could be any animal, what kind would you be?

7. If you were one of the Mystery Men, what would your useless superpower be? (If you haven't seen the movie, just think of a really insignificant superpower)

8. What are you looking for in a coven?

9. What can you offer to a coven?

10. Do you have problems with depression?

Yes, oh yes! My hand is permanently stapled to my forehead.
Sometimes. Doesn't everyone?
Not so often now... The pills are working wonders.
Never! I am Barney the dinosaur. Please shoot me.
Other:

11. Have you ever been accused of having an excessively dark or macabre sense of humour?

Yes
No

12. Have you ever been convicted of a criminal offence? If not, please share your secrets for getting away with it:

13. Have you ever howled at the moon? In public?

Yes
No

14. How available are you? What level of time commitment can you make?